Who Else Wants to Be Rihanna?

uhh, I want to be Rihanna. I want to be that fierce, and be the hot girl in a rap gang. But I'm white, and not up to her level of fierceness, so it probably won't be happening. Like....look at her motherf*cking glasses! And her hair! You can't deny this shit is great. And Kanye, I'm real happy fo' you, and I'ma let you finish....but Jay-Z is the best rapper of all time!