In Which I Admit to Liking Television Shows Most Watched By 17 yr olds

1. Jersey Shore. Obviously. I think this show is everyone in America's favorite guilty pleasure. I now say to my friends,
"You know what? You are EXCLUDED from Ravioli Night. And you are EXCLUDED from Surf and Turf Night." -The Situation.

But my favorite.....character? .......person? is SNOOKI. She has 18 different names. Snooki. Snickers. Schnicks. Schnucks. Schnooki. Schnicki. Hysterical! And this week's episode when they went to Atlantic City, a.k.a. "Guido Las Vegas," she absolutely SHINED.
When they first get to their lavish hotel in AC, everyone is taking a Disco Nap, preparing for a full night of Jaegerbombs and fist pumping action. "Oh No!" Says Snooki. So she proceeds to draw an enormous bubble bath in the jacuzzi...literally 8 feet high with bubbles, and drink wine in there and talk to herself and the camera crew. At one point she's sitting back and announces, "This feels like a porno."
Someone get this girl her own show.

2. The Real World- DC.

Real World XXIII: Washington DC - MTV Shows

This video is not working for me, so BOO MTV and your silly non-functioning technology. A photo will have to suffice below.
I adooooore Andrew. I always talk a big game about how I like granola men, and guys with beards and outdoorsy shit and stuff like that. And it's all true. But fact of the matter is, the last several relationships and pseudo-relationships I've had have been with tall, goofy, blond, sarcastic, immature guys. Seriously. I would chronicle them all here for you, but I'd like to preserve a shred of dignity. And Andrew fits all those criteria.

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